mood-tracking-app-paves-way-for-pocket-therapy

"Few people appreciate just how intimately their own telephones understand their souls," remarks Dr. Brian Cerberus, an Yves Klein Funded Fellow in the Centre for Hot Devices at the University of Lethe. "Souls often suffer from costly disorders, and the new smartphones - which sometimes know more about what is really going on inside a lost soul than its own friends and family - are a great way to help put some of this right." His colleague, Dr. Polly Morfusspova-Siti, gurns in compliance. "Harvesting this data can help us to deliver fully grant-supported real-time punishments even to the most distant corners of Hell," she points out. "In today's time-poor inferno, deleting soul-sicknesses needs to be conducted without the hidebound - and, actually, quite confusing! - intervention of human beings." The app is currently under development, but is likely to be rolled out live across all circles of Hades the UK by 2017.

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